🚨 OFFICIAL DEPARTMENT BULLETIN 🚨
Subject: New Recruit Alert – Baby Sophia Lyn Ponce
Classification: Adorable & Highly Cuddly
Be advised: Officer Ponce and his wife, Tori-Lyn, have successfully completed Operation: Baby Watch 2025 with the arrival of their newest unit member:
👶 Sophia Lyn Ponce
Badge No. #CutestRookieEver
This tiny but mighty recruit reported for duty weighing in at “just right” and measuring “perfectly precious.” She is already under the close supervision of her senior siblings, Athena and Jeremiah, who have assumed the roles of Sergeant Snuggles and Lieutenant Lullabies, respectively.
Sophia is expected to bring increased levels of joy, laughter, and late-night patrols (a.k.a. feedings) to the Ponce household. Officer Ponce is currently on diaper duty, while Tori-Lyn is leading the cuddle command center.
Please join us in congratulating the Ponce family on their newest addition to the force. 💙
End of Watch? Not anytime soon — this little one is just getting started!
